Ah Massive Wieners. Specialising in massive hot dogs (12″ being the exact measurement) and fries, I’ve wanted to try it out for a while now, if only to say that I had a massive wiener. I know, so mature and professional of me.
One of my friend lived in Prahran a couple years back, and I’ve literally asked her to come to Massive Wieners with me a dozen of times, but for one reason or another, we never made it there. And then one day last year, I was determined to make it happen, but realised that it was actually under renovation.
After making sure that it was indeed, open, we visited the hot dog joint on a sunny Sunday. The space was quite grungy and bare, and it was actually smaller than what I had expected. Orders are placed at the counter, and then brought out to your table by a friendly staff.
All hot dogs come with the basics – ketchup, mustard, onion and cheese. There are a range of toppings you can choose to add to the basic combination, and I chose kraut. Although deceptively simple, the hot dog was actually very tasty. You can tell that a lot of thought was put into the selection of ingredient, from the toasty bun, to the hot dog itself, which was a lot more meaty and had a firmer texture than cheaper hotdogs elsewhere. The kraut was addictively sour, and lent some extra crunch to the wiener.
My friend went for the classic, and it was equally as delicious. We both went for the Average Joe, a 6″ wiener, and it was more than enough. Did we want to give the massive wiener a shot? Sure, but we also wanted to play things safe and save room for some fries on the side.
Out of the three fries options, we went for the disco fries; crispy fries topped with gravy, cheese and onion. This is the type of fries that can only be eaten with a fork, and taste best when you can get a mouthful of all the elements.
Massive Wieners delivers exactly what it promised; hot dogs and fries, done with love and care. The straight-forward offerings means that it is perfect for a quick bite to eat, especially after a night out, which is perfect given that it is open until 4am on a Friday night. So next time, trade your kebabs for some hot dogs, and I guarantee that you will thank yourself the next day.